Where do you live?

Pupil: You were on Broombes lane in the holidays weren't you miss?
Mochin: I was yes.
Pupil: Do you live in Longbridge miss?
Mochin: No. I live in West Heath
PUpil (Now looking releaved) Oh good I thought you lived near me then!
Mochin: (Bless) No sorry. Why do you live in Broombes Lane?
Pupil: No but Bob was really worried cause he thought he saw you moving in two doors down. Phew!
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Look out Span air the kids of St Tommy's are watching!! Lol

(some names have been created for fun)